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Eldritch Horrors: Re-Animator
(Banner courtesy of Michael Scally. Thanks, Mike!) Hold onto your heads, because Re-Animator is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the...
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Eldritch Horrors: Dagon
(Banner courtesy of Michael Scally. Thanks, Mike!) I hope you like kalamari, because Dagon is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film,...
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Curse You, Euclid!
Hold onto your boots, because Cube Zero is definitely not the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting....
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Flower, Ew?
Break out the silver bullets, because Monster Dog is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, feauting Sean “Hollywood” Hunting. Review...
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Revenge of the Worm Scene, Part Deux
Get ready to face your fears, because Galaxy of Terror is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Katherin the Great. Review in...
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Puppies, Kittens, and Lovely Spring Rainbows
Hold onto your skin, because Hellraiser is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Max Dunn and Tom Pandich. Review in a...
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Thing-Moth-Blob-Dog-Peter-O’TOOOOOOOOLE
Get ready to fire all your ammunition at that scary moth, because Phantoms is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film,...
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“BOOOOOOOOOOOOY!”
Break out the impromptu guitar jam sessions, because Phantasm is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Tom Pandich of...
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Dead Teenagers. IN SPACE!
Sharpen up your machete, because Jason X is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Thomas Pandich of Skin Crawling Comics....
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Stealth Polar Bear is Stealthy.
Strap on your snow shoes, because The Frankenstein Theory is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Katherin...
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“Spooooky Wheelchair”
Beware of angry poltergeists, because The Changeling (1980) is the Greatest Movie EVER. Click on the movie title or the poster above to download our review of the film, featuring “Celebrity...
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“Ever work tha pickah?”
Break out the fire hoses, because Graveyard Shift is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Saint Mort of The Saint Mort...
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Don’t Let it Get Your Goat.
Beware of women, witchcraft, and the wilderness, because The Witch (2015) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film featuring Zac...
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Not to be confused with “Funky Town”.
Gas up the 1967 Chevy Impala, because Phantom Town (also known as Spooky Town) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the VHS box cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring...
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We’re Back, and So is a Werewolf with a Baseball Bat.
Light up your fireworks, because Silver Bullet is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the Bluray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Matt “Saint Mort”...
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No, Not That House. No, Not That One, Either.
Watch out for white kitty cats, because House (1977) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the title or the Bluray cover above to download our review of the film, featuring Tom Pandich of Shonen...
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Bonus Episode: Jason Vorhees, Hero of the Proletariat
Hang on to your machetes, because Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the title or the movie poster above to download our review of the film, featuring Kyle...
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“That Dog Deserves a Medal!”
Get out your bag of treats, because Man’s Best Friend (1993) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the Bluray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Matt “Saint Mort”...
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Make Mine Murder-Chimp
Rev up the geospheres, because The Lawnmower Man is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the Bluray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring “Celebrity Translator” Neil...
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Pop Goes the Weasel
Hang on to your soda cans, because Willy’s Wonderland is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie title or the Blu-ray cover above to download our review of the film, featuring Zoe of Friends From...
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