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Hold on to your headstones, because The Return of the Living Dead (1985) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Jeremy...
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Watch out for booby-traps, because The People Under the Stairs (1991) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host...
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Watch out for rats, because Split Second (1992) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie title or the DVD cover above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host “Celebrity...
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Hold on to your ancient, druidic rituals, because Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) is the Greatest Movie EVER? Click on the movie title or the promo banner above to download our review of...
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Always follow The Rules, because The Boy (2016) is the Greatest Movie EVER? Click on the movie poster or title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe. Review in a Nutshell:...
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Watch out for acid rain, because Creepozoids is the Greatest Movie EVER? Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Jeremy Kaufmann...
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Strap on your six-shooters, because Ghost Town (1988) is the Greatest Movie EVER? Click on the Bluray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Phillip. Review in a...
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Hold on to your alien weapons and your teenage dreams, because Laserblast is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Phillip...
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Hang on to your soda cans, because Willy’s Wonderland is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie title or the Blu-ray cover above to download our review of the film, featuring Zoe of Friends From...
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Rev up the geospheres, because The Lawnmower Man is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the Bluray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring “Celebrity Translator” Neil...
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Get out your bag of treats, because Man’s Best Friend (1993) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the Bluray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Matt “Saint Mort”...
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Hang on to your machetes, because Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the title or the movie poster above to download our review of the film, featuring Kyle...
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Watch out for white kitty cats, because House (1977) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the title or the Bluray cover above to download our review of the film, featuring Tom Pandich of Shonen...
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Light up your fireworks, because Silver Bullet is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the Bluray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Matt “Saint Mort”...
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Gas up the 1967 Chevy Impala, because Phantom Town (also known as Spooky Town) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the VHS box cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring...
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Beware of women, witchcraft, and the wilderness, because The Witch (2015) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film featuring Zac...
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Break out the fire hoses, because Graveyard Shift is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Saint Mort of The Saint Mort...
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Beware of angry poltergeists, because The Changeling (1980) is the Greatest Movie EVER. Click on the movie title or the poster above to download our review of the film, featuring “Celebrity...
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Strap on your snow shoes, because The Frankenstein Theory is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Katherin...
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Sharpen up your machete, because Jason X is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Thomas Pandich of Skin Crawling Comics....
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